Double-Handed Light Saber and cape action.

I actually cut the light saber off another Darth Tater to make this. After gluing it and photographing it I realized I could have just photoshopped it. Oh well if you get to see this in real life it looks the part.

I used a Darth tater and just flipped the cape over to make a hood and changed the Light Saber into a knife.

She's on a mission to Kill Dill. The evil pickle that ruined her life.

She'll also take on the Carrot 88.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only potato here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

I had a mini Mr Potato Head lying about (thanks to the bucket I bought so I thought I'd make the little guy from Monster's Inc

After 12 or so sequels the mask has Jason have taken a beating.

I originally had him with no ears and just the ear marks but I thought it was funnier with the ears pocking out. I had to make the light blue clay colour myself by mixing the white and blue together.

The hard part was the white clay is a different brand of clay and very sticky. Mixed with the blue and it's all sticky.

The cape was red material from a craft store.

Spuderman was an ordinary potato who was bitten by a radioactive spider. His spud sense is tingling!

Officially the hardest potato to make. This was around 7hrs mostly on the black web lines.

I made this in Sept 22 2005 and Hasbro released their Spiderman toy in May 2006. I doubt I had any influence on this. It was an obvious choice.

Another red character! This guy turned out really well. The filed horns, right arm and facial hair all turned out pretty good. I'm even proud of the eye brows.

What better way to promote the new John Rambo film than with a collectors Mr. Potatohead. Sure it's a R rated decapitation fest but people still want to buy stuff.

Hulk is not afraid of masher! Hulk is strongest there is!

Seen here in original B/W. Part man, part potato. Frankentater's Monster was an abomination.

The top scar was made when the brain was inserted. The bottom scar is a shaving accident.

Who doesn't like the classic horror movies? Communists probably but aside from them everyone loves a good horror film.

Do or do not... there is no fry.

The grumpy potato from the swamp.

To serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law. Robospud is the future of Potato Law Enforcement.

I loved Robocop as a kid. It's due for a remake soon isn't it?

The silver clay was really hard to work with. It was a different brand "Fimo" and didn't meld together than well.

Walk down the wrong street in Spud City and you'll get mashed.

The effect I was hoping for didn't turn out that good. This has to do with my bad lighting.

Sin City was one of my fav films for 2005 due to the fact it was different than anything else out there. Just like Grindhouse which sadly didn't do as well in the box office.

Have a glass of Milk-Plus and then we'll have a spot of the ol In & out. Mr Potato Head can't resist a bit of the old Ultra violence. Viddy well my friends... Viddy well.

New from Hasbro. It's Mr.P

With realistic voice chip with such sayings as

"I peel the fool"

"No one touch my spuds fool!"

Hello.... I want to play a little game...

Just in time for Saw IV's release comes Jigsaw's Potato puppet. What kid wouldn't love a toy based of a horror movie about sadistically killing people?

This one took about 2 hrs and turned out pretty good. It's a little freaky and the white clay is hard to keep flat.

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